Secret Stripper

OMG.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:47:25 -0500

OMG.

At least you’re not as violent as my uterus. seriously.

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:27:31 -0500

At least you’re not as violent as my uterus. seriously.

Photo

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 01:05:46 -0500

bahahaha. YES

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 15:20:12 -0500

bahahaha. YES

Photo

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 21:43:39 -0500

love this

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 22:14:50 -0500

love this

haha, yes.

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 20:03:36 -0500

haha, yes.

MIA

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:32:38 -0500

The following reasons I’ve been neglecting my blog other than a few random reblogs here and there:

Grad school applications
Wisdom teeth pulled out recently
Recent heartbreak - end of a 3+ year relationship

I promise to be back as soon as I get my shit together!

Stripper Issue #56

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:29:59 -0500

stripperissues:

Being unsuccessfully hit on so many times at work, you can’t wait to go home and sleep alone.

sexworkerproblems: The Sheer Amount of Time and Money You Spend...

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 18:53:46 -0500

sexworkerproblems:

The Sheer Amount of Time and Money You Spend on Grooming and Body Care.

sexworkerproblems: Sometimes Clients Are REALLY, REALLY Sexy.

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 23:46:42 -0400

sexworkerproblems:

Sometimes Clients Are REALLY, REALLY Sexy.

I’m pretty sure a lot of girls do this…..and no, not...

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 15:56:51 -0400

I’m pretty sure a lot of girls do this…..and no, not just to check for breast cancer. just cause.

haha….best IDGAF poster I’ve seen yet.

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 14:01:03 -0400

haha….best IDGAF poster I’ve seen yet.

Does anyone remember this woman?

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 01:06:09 -0400

……no you’re eyes do not deceive you. This is Sue Johanson, the host of Talk Sex with Sue Johanson - a show that used to come on Oxygen late on Sunday nights. Legit, this woman was my hero some years ago. I used to stay up late just to watch her show. I always thought the questions people called in were really interesting and it cracked me up when she’d pull out the wooden dolls or special toys to show the audience how something should be performed. Ahh, I miss this show. Please tell me someone else remembers this show?!

this girl gets it.

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 14:44:40 -0400

this girl gets it.

This year's Halloween costume

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 14:42:46 -0400

drum roll please……………………………..

…………sexy swat officer

What’s your Halloween Costume?

Photo

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 20:46:42 -0400

On Self Care: The Physical

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 22:48:39 -0400

yourlastconfession:

As a dancer, caring for yourself is vital; when the product being sold is yourself, the condition of that product is of the utmost importance. This series will explore the ways in which a dancer can (and should) care for themselves, and the reasons such care is necessary.

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alright skills in lucite heels: Rules for Dating (this) Dancer:

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 02:44:59 -0400

alright skills in lucite heels: Rules for Dating (this) Dancer::

strippr:

I swear if I ever have to go through the dating process again (and I hope I don’t), I’m handing this out to all prospective dates. It’s my version, so surely it doesn’t represent all (or even most) dancers, of course. I’m seriously considering giving this to the significant other…

hands down, one of the best lists I’ve seen on tumblr

Obs: Misconception$.

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 02:39:33 -0400

avaadore:

Sometimes the stereotypes we fight are not strictly personal. And sometimes they’re not only outside the club. One of the stereotypes that’s got me thinking a lot lately is the “lucrative stereotype” and how it can really bite you in the ass.

Imagine you’re sitting with a client and instead of the myriad douchebag excuses he gives about why he isn’t getting a dance, he instead pins it on you: “But you make so much money, you don’t need my help.” Thaaanks, buddy!

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preach.