July 2011
72 posts
Sponsor
Every woman’s dream….
For those of you who don’t know what a “sponsor” is, let me inform you. I’m sure you know what a sugar daddy is. WELL, a sponsor is nearly the same thing except you do not to have to give any sexual favors in return. Doesn’t that just sound like a dream? Surrrrrrre, you may have to sacrifice a little of your time in a day to hang...
SPP #28 - People that think strippers aren't...
For the record, we are people too. I feel like people assume or just plain feel like we aren’t fully functioning members of society. In thinking that, they often jump to the conclusion that we aren’t intelligent. It may even be the whole beauty and no brains assumption. Well, this just in bitches: we are in fact, very intelligent. Although we do have men throw money at us just for...
SPP #27 - The myth that women stripping = daddy...
Seriously? Where did this myth even come from? I have a psych degree so I won’t lie, I get the logic, but I would still argue that there is a very weak correlation between the two. I don’t believe that women have to have fan-fucking-tastic relationships with their father to not end up becoming a stripper. There are women out there who have great relationships with their dads and...
The Pole Dance Dictionary
cupcakesncoke:
Its free and references over 400 pole moves including Chinese pole moves too. Not only do you have the pictures but the video on how to do certain moves properly as well. The moves are broken down in categories of difficulty, flexibility,alias,and origin.
Check it out polers! : http://poledancedictionary.com/moves/
SPP #26 - When customers try to dominate the lap...
Every dancer gets that kind of customer that likes to take control during a lap dance. I mean I get it. Most men like to be in control. I may appreciate being dominated on occasion in bed, but I do not appreciate being dominated during a lap dance by someone I’m not even remotely emotionally and/or sexually attracted to. When I say “dominate,” I mean that customers try to control...
Curse you bruises!
Commonly known fact by all dancers: bruises are inevitable. Doesn’t change the fact that they suck. I really only get them on my legs and on my back. They mainly come from floor work and sometimes intense pole work. I just hate when my bruises are bad enough that A. customers will ask me about them and B. when I have to come up with some excuse to explain them to people that don’t know...
Disrespectful/Gross/Creepy Customers
Sooo....I was going to write a stripper pet peeve on disrespectful customers BUT then I realized there are many different types. So instead of writing just one pet peeve on this issue, I will write multiple pet peeves for each specific type of customer illustrating the reason why they are disrespectful.
This song is how I feel every time I walk on stage
SPP #25 - customers who will waste a dancer's time
I don’t know how many times on Tumblr I have to reiterate the fact that all strippers care about is money. Our primary goal when we go to work is to make paper. Therefore, it is a goddamn shame when we get stuck talking to customers who will not buy dances or really tip for that matter. Sometimes the new customers don’t know any better. Well it’s your lucky day newbs because...
Anonymous asked: I went with my husband to Vegas and went to cheetahs - first time in a club. I was wondering if the strippers like giving women dances more than men? Seems like we'd be nicer to them in general.
SPP #24 - When customers attempt to negotiate...
Seriously though?!?! This is a strip club, NOT A FUCKING YARD SALE. Do not, I repeat DO NOT come into a strip club thinking that you can bargain with dancers on the price of a lap or table dance. The prices are set in stone. If I tell you a table dance is $20, do not say “well how about $15?” Well how about you either pay me $20 or gtfo? Also, don’t give dancers shit for the...
Strippr: This is Bullshit. →
strippr:
*I started writing this quite a while ago, but it got lost in “drafts.” I figured today might be a good day to rescue some drafts and elaborate.
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I constantly see bullshit regarding my job (stripping) pop up in my dashboard. And I’m fucking sick of it. I don’t know why I do this to myself,…
Though I am a secret stripper, I agree with this.
