July 2011
72 posts
I find it interesting when...
customers will go up to the stage and stare at a girl’s hoo-ha. Not just any stare…. the kind of stare a hawk gives it’s prey before it’s about to strike. It just has me thinking about why they’re staring so hard. Are they waiting for it to do a trick? Understandable (maybe) if my club was fully nude, but my state has crazy laws so we can only strip down to pasties...
June 2011
31 posts
SPP #23 - When DJ's don't call your name when it's...
Now I HOPE that dancers at other clubs don’t have this problem. At my club, the DJ calls your name when it’s time (or close) for you to get on stage for your set. I’m going to safely assume this is the standard for many clubs. SOMETIMES the DJ will forget or just plain choose not to call a dancer’s name when it’s time for her set. In the case of forgetting, I’m...
“The only people who can bring you down are those beneath you”
SPP #22 - When customers try to convince you that...
First off, sex with ME would be more like some 8th wonder of the world before it would EVER be that great with you (customer). Okay okay….so maybe I can’t really know that. Either way, I don’t need you verbally giving me your dissertation on why the sex with you would be so amazing. You can have a porno-worthy-sized penis and I STILL wouldn’t want to have sex with you. Stop...
So there's no confusion...
Since all majority of my blog posts are my “stripper pet peeves,” I just wanted to make a couple things clear.
1. when I say “you” in the posts, I could either be referring to the customer, the dancers, management, or whoever the hell I’m bitching about. It’s generally pretty easy to tell from the title.
2. I’m not writing any of stripper pet...
Know that feeling
….when you’re about to wash your jeans and you find a single or two? Well, it’s MUCH better when you’re a dancer.
“The best suits to wear to work are birthday suits”
SPP #21 - Full-blown or borerline Pedophilic...
Now, I know that strip clubs are supposed to be like a fantasy playground for a customer. There are, however, a few fantasies that I’m not willing to help play out. The first one at the top of my list is pedophile fantasies. Sure, you get some pretty strange and creepy individuals in the club. The ones that really irk me to my core are the ones that like ‘em way too young. These ones...
“Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate a...”
Don't know if its just me
It might just have to do with the area that I live in, but I’ve noticed that when I leave the club (around 3AM), the streetlights don’t work too well. I’m assuming it’s because there aren’t enough cars on the road to properly trigger the sensors. Either way, what’s the f***ing point of driving when there’s absolutely no traffic on the roads but get delayed...
Tell me why...
the most harmless looking customers can actually be the grimiest ones? I’m generally smart enough not to judge a book by its cover, but seriously?! It’s just frustrating sometimes to think, hey, this guy looks like he won’t even touch me during the lap dance when in actuality, I end up fighting THE WHOLE TIME to keep his hands from wandering. It’s even worse when the...
My heart melts when....
customers say “your boyfriend is a lucky man.” It’s small but somehow it means so much to me <3
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SPP #20 - Customers who blow up my phone
I know what some of you may be thinking. “Why would you give your number out to a customer anyways?” First off, let me say that my digits DO NOT come easy. Secondly, I only give my number out for business purposes. I give my number out to customers that I can trust to come to see me and drop mad bills. I do not mind giving out my number and letting customers know what days I work. BUT,...
Hunter In Heels: How to turn a stripper on →
hunterinheels:
You can’t
I hate when I am dancing for a customer, and they lean forward and whisper in my ear “So, what can I do to turn you on?”
Maybe guys are really, generally concerned with my experience while I am dancing with them, but even if that is the case, dude I am fucking working. You think you…
fucking truth.
“Never let other people tell you who you are, especially those in a place of...”
– Ginger Lee (via clubpatron)
I love....
when I go to regular night clubs and can tell that certain girls are exotic dancers or were in their past.
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