Let me just say that even outside of the club, obscenely drunk people can be seriously hard to tolerate. They are often times loud, rude, and widely inappropriate. Well….it’s ten times worse at the strip club. All those nasty little side effects of alcohol consumption such as lowered inhibitions and poor judgement make for a nasty mix in the strip club environment.
ABOUT BEING LOUD:
You get those drunk customers that are just loud and act like damn fools. They holler at the girls on stage and often times at the DJ. There might also be a lot of clapping, whistling, and the inevitable “whoooooooo’s.” Not cool brah.
ABOUT BEING RUDE:
Drunken patrons are often times very rude to the dancers, the servers, and even management. It’s never smart to subject managers to drunken rants because they can easily kick you out. You don’t want to be rude to the servers because they can always just stop serving you. Lastly, you definitely don’t want to disrespect the dancers because if they don’t get you kicked out, they will tell every other dancer in the club about your rudeness and dancers will avoid you when they see you drinking. I can’t stand it when I’m talking to a customer who’s had a few, and he just starts making rude comments either about me or another dancer.
ABOUT BEING INAPPROPRIATE:
It’s no surprise that when alcohol is involved, all respect and regard for the rules and for the women goes out the door. Many times when patrons are drunk, they think it’s okay to just grab on a girl any kind of way. In my club, unless you’re doing a lap dance, there is a strict limit on how much physical contact is allowed. I don’t care if you’re drunk buddy, do not slap my ass as I walk by or I will slap your face! It’s even worse actually having to give lap dances to drunk customers. They tend to be more aggressive about trying to get ‘extras’. It doesn’t matter how many times you say “no” or “stop,” they just don’t seem to absorb it. Drunk customers will also make inappropriate remarks to dancers. Again, BIG MISTAKE. You either put that Corona down or you learn to bite your tongue. Also, don’t do stupid shit like trying to mess with girls while they’re on stage. The bouncers take that shit very seriously. Also, do not, I repeat: DO NOT TRY AND CLIMB ON THE STAGE YOURSELF. I have seen drunk guys go on stage while I girl is in the middle of her set. One time it happened in my club and before the bouncer could get to him, he fell backwards off the stage. He looked like a MORON.
If you can’t hold it together when you drink, then don’t drink in the club. We already have enough trouble getting respect from sober patrons. Please don’t make it any harder on us. If you must drink, please don’t get drunk unless you know you can A. keep your shit together and B. keep all respect for everyone in the club well intact.