July 2011
72 posts
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SPP #36 - Drunk and Disorderly Customers
Let me just say that even outside of the club, obscenely drunk people can be seriously hard to tolerate. They are often times loud, rude, and widely inappropriate. Well….it’s ten times worse at the strip club. All those nasty little side effects of alcohol consumption such as lowered inhibitions and poor judgement make for a nasty mix in the strip club environment.
ABOUT BEING LOUD:
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SPP #35 - Patrons trying to have a convo with you...
Last time I checked, I’m supposed to dance when I get on stage….not be sharing my life story or talking about what happened during the latest soccer game. I just get so tired of customers coming up to the stage trying to have a conversation with me. I’m fine if they just want to say hello and find out what my name is. I just can’t stand it when they want to keep talking...
alright skills in lucite heels: Summer stripping →
hunterinheels:
Not sure how the rest of the U.S./world is going right now, but all the strip clubs I have been working at have been dead. Like, really terribly dead. Thinking of going to hit some different clubs. Or maybe just only working a little bit for the rest of the summer, and enjoy my…
I have found that in the summer, it is seriously hit or miss. Usually those hit days are just...
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SPP #34 - Customers who clap and don't tip
I know that people clap to show their appreciation, but to quote a friend/fellow dancer: “FYI, clapping does not pay my bills.” First off, it’s really not cute to clap in the first place. It’s a strip club, not a dance recital. If you want to show your appreciation, open up that wallet and tip me. I’m not coming into work, taking off my clothes and pulling out my best...
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"Oh yeah, I'm your little bitch"
So two days ago, I had my first experience of giving a lap dance to a submissive customer. I had heard other dancers talk about their experiences with these types of customers who get off on humiliation and sometimes even pain. One of the most recent stories I had heard was of a girl shooting snot into a customer’s mouth and making him sing I’m a little tea pot in a really high voice....
90's Nickelodeon Shows are returning!!! →
cluele55:
Starting on July 25th, Teen Nick is showing those old 90’s favorites such as Kenan and Kel, All That, Aaah Real Monsters, Doug…..the list goes on!
Um…yes!
SPP #33 - When dancers think that they own...
It should come as no surprise to dancers that a decent percentage of patrons are not willing to be “loyal” to just one dancer. Why should they be? If they come to an establishment filled with gorgeous woman willing to dance, flirt, and converse with them AND they have money, then why should they be limited to just one girl? Men in monogamous relationships are supposed to limit themself...
Stripper Head
Since I just mentioned it in the previous post, in case anyone doesn’t know what “stripper head” is, please let me inform you. I discussed it in a really early post but back then I only had a few followers. Stripper head is when a dancer’s ego blows up really big because the attention and compliments she is receiving at the club gets to her. It’s very common and most...
SPP #32 - Dancers who fish for compliments from...
Getting down to business….a lot of talk goes down in the dressing room. Dancers talk about what’s currently going on in their life, the customers, other dancers, and often times - just talk about themselves. This is normal in a strip club dressing room. What is also normal and seriously annoying is when dancers will fish for compliments from other dancers. I won’t lie, I did it...
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MTV's True Life - I'm a sugar baby →
MTV follows 3 people that are being taken care of by a sugar daddy or sponsor. Very realistic portrayal of the perks and disadvantages of such an arrangement.
“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to...”
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Clear Heel Magic
During the day, I’m just an ordinary girl who lives an ordinary life. At night, however, I become something special. From the moment I put on those clear heels, I’m an entertainer. I’m sexier. I’m confident. Not to mention, I’m taller (always a bonus). There’s something magical about those clear heels. They are the last thing that I put on to complete my...
“If you don’t like something change it. If you can’t change it,...”
SPP #31 - When "no" apparently doesn't mean no
So the brilliant and beautifull Miss Ginger Lee pretty much covered this one, but I want to bitch just a little bit more about this subject.
Last time I checked, no means no. It should mean the same thing in any language, in any culture, in any place in the world. Do not think that just because you’re in a strip club, the word “no” doesn’t exist. As Ginger Lee pointed...
SPP #30 - Customers that expect/try to get extras...
WARNING: A serious rant is about to take place. This is one of my absolute greatest pet peeves as a dancer. There is so much that goes into this that I hardly even know where to begin…
Let’s start with those customers who even before they get a dance, will ask what you will do for them in the back. Ladies, we know that they’re referring to ‘extras.’ I’ll tell...
Living "Garter-to-Garter"
Similar to living paycheck to paycheck, but since strippers do not make paychecks, I created (unless proven otherwise) the term garter-to-garter to be its equivalent. The thing about living garter-to-garter is that its not steady or guaranteed like a paycheck can be. When you work jobs with salaries or hourly wages, you are guaranteed a certain amount of money per hour. Even if you’re doing...
“Femininity is wearing shoes that make it difficult to run, skirts that inhibit...”
– Suzanne Brogger
Gonorrhea Superbug: First Antibiotic-Resistant STD... →
fuckyeahgenderstudies:
stfusexists:
glossylalia:
Wash. Your. Ass.
Reblogging because SAFE SEX IS IMPORTANT! And Baltimore used to be, if it isn’t still, the gonorrhea capitol of the world.
Get tested. Be safe. Use a condom. Use a dental dam. Yeah, fun fact: not only can gonorrhoea live in the genitals and rectum, it can also live in the throat. Oh, and the eyes. Be safe.
Ginger Lee's Guide To Life & Other Important... →
missgingerlee:
I mean I’m there, dancing around, ‘teasing’ people by being half naked….how can I possibly be offended when a person that I’ve told not to touch me again tries just one more time? Who do I think I am? What kind of horrible bitch am I? I mean, I’m totally asking for it, I am a stripper. The fact…
SPP #29 - Dancing for Smelly Customers
I think EVERY dancer can agree with this pet peeve. Dancing for customers that smell rank is seriously tha worst. Let me tell you why dancing for these foul-smelling customers sucks:
1. Who wants to be around someone who stinks in any situation? NO ONE. Maybe there are people out there who are into that, but I am not one of them.
2. Their smell can rub off on you during the dance. Then after...
“Never judge a person’s actions until you know their motives”
