June 2011
31 posts
SPP #23 - When DJ's don't call your name when it's...
Now I HOPE that dancers at other clubs don’t have this problem. At my club, the DJ calls your name when it’s time (or close) for you to get on stage for your set. I’m going to safely assume this is the standard for many clubs. SOMETIMES the DJ will forget or just plain choose not to call a dancer’s name when it’s time for her set. In the case of forgetting, I’m...
“The only people who can bring you down are those beneath you”
SPP #22 - When customers try to convince you that...
First off, sex with ME would be more like some 8th wonder of the world before it would EVER be that great with you (customer). Okay okay….so maybe I can’t really know that. Either way, I don’t need you verbally giving me your dissertation on why the sex with you would be so amazing. You can have a porno-worthy-sized penis and I STILL wouldn’t want to have sex with you. Stop...
So there's no confusion...
Since all majority of my blog posts are my “stripper pet peeves,” I just wanted to make a couple things clear.
1. when I say “you” in the posts, I could either be referring to the customer, the dancers, management, or whoever the hell I’m bitching about. It’s generally pretty easy to tell from the title.
2. I’m not writing any of stripper pet...
Know that feeling
….when you’re about to wash your jeans and you find a single or two? Well, it’s MUCH better when you’re a dancer.
“The best suits to wear to work are birthday suits”
SPP #21 - Full-blown or borerline Pedophilic...
Now, I know that strip clubs are supposed to be like a fantasy playground for a customer. There are, however, a few fantasies that I’m not willing to help play out. The first one at the top of my list is pedophile fantasies. Sure, you get some pretty strange and creepy individuals in the club. The ones that really irk me to my core are the ones that like ‘em way too young. These ones...
“Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate a...”
Don't know if its just me
It might just have to do with the area that I live in, but I’ve noticed that when I leave the club (around 3AM), the streetlights don’t work too well. I’m assuming it’s because there aren’t enough cars on the road to properly trigger the sensors. Either way, what’s the f***ing point of driving when there’s absolutely no traffic on the roads but get delayed...
Tell me why...
the most harmless looking customers can actually be the grimiest ones? I’m generally smart enough not to judge a book by its cover, but seriously?! It’s just frustrating sometimes to think, hey, this guy looks like he won’t even touch me during the lap dance when in actuality, I end up fighting THE WHOLE TIME to keep his hands from wandering. It’s even worse when the...
My heart melts when....
customers say “your boyfriend is a lucky man.” It’s small but somehow it means so much to me <3
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SPP #20 - Customers who blow up my phone
I know what some of you may be thinking. “Why would you give your number out to a customer anyways?” First off, let me say that my digits DO NOT come easy. Secondly, I only give my number out for business purposes. I give my number out to customers that I can trust to come to see me and drop mad bills. I do not mind giving out my number and letting customers know what days I work. BUT,...
Hunter In Heels: How to turn a stripper on →
hunterinheels:
You can’t
I hate when I am dancing for a customer, and they lean forward and whisper in my ear “So, what can I do to turn you on?”
Maybe guys are really, generally concerned with my experience while I am dancing with them, but even if that is the case, dude I am fucking working. You think you…
fucking truth.
“Never let other people tell you who you are, especially those in a place of...”
– Ginger Lee (via clubpatron)
I love....
when I go to regular night clubs and can tell that certain girls are exotic dancers or were in their past.
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SPP #19 - Customers who don't want company, but...
I WISH that my job were as simple as “hey gorgeous, I want 20 laps dances from you.” I WISH that I didn’t have to lift a pinkie and just had customers drown me in money. However, this is the real world. Maybe that shit happens in Vegas, but not at my club. Sure you get tips on and off stage, and sometimes customers will even ask you for a dance before you can introduce yourself....
SPP #18 - Dancers that think they "own" stripper...
Let me first say that by “own,” I mean they (dancers) think that they’re the only one allowed to do the move. NEWS FLASH DANCERS: Stripper moves are not copyrighted. Please do not think that you are the only one permitted to do a certain dance move. It’s one thing if you’re the only one who knows how to execute a move or pole trick. I get so sick of dancers who get...
Anonymous asked: What are the customers like? Do you get gross weird people that you have to dance for?
nakedjessica-deactivated2012041 asked: hey there! i just saw on ur page a handful of ur friends know about your work. i'm curious what they think about it, as of now only my best friend and my ex-bf know. i'm worried my friends will judge me :/
SPP #17 - Customers more interested in watching...
I’m not sure if it’s common for gentlemen’s clubs to have tvs, but mine does. At my club, we have several flat screens that most of the time show music videos, but sometimes has sports games on. At first you’d think, “well that would bring in more customers so that mean’s more money, right?” To answer that: NO, that does not necessarily mean more money. In...
Anonymous asked: Love your blog! You're inspiring.
Hope you don't mind but I was wondering how much you make on an average night?
Hope you don't mind but I was wondering how much you make on an average night?
clubpatron asked: Stripper Survey Question of the Week:
Can you relate an example of how being a dancer has affected or influenced your life in a positive way?
Can you relate an example of how being a dancer has affected or influenced your life in a positive way?
SPP #16 - Slippery Poles
Now, I L-O-V-E to do pole tricks. Besides making money, it’s my favorite reason to go on stage. I hate trying to do pole work on a slippery pole. It’s the worst!
#1. It’s dangerous
#2. It’s just kind of gross
One of the most common reasons that the pole gets slippery is because girls will use the pole after they’ve just covered themselves in body lotion. No...
SPP #15 - Customers that will criticize a dancer's...
First let me say that it’s not even acceptable to criticize a woman’s weight outside of the club. It is extremely rude and a lot of woman are sensitive about their weight anyways (nothing wrong with that). You, as a customer, are entitled to your own opinion, but don’t outwardly express it when it concern’s a dancer’s weight. If you want to compliment a dancer by...
SPP #14 - When customers assume "I'm single" means...
I’m sure we’re ALL used to customers inquiring about our relationship status. I mean, for Carmen Electra’s sake, it happens every shift. For some reason, if you tell a customer you’re single, it reads across to them as “I would go on a date with you.” Ex-squeeze me, but why are you assuming I would date you just because I’m single? I can’t have...
tothenakedobserver asked: How should one deal with the dancer we don't want a dance from?
