June 2011
31 posts
“Stripping is what we do, it is not who we are.”
SPP #13 - When customers wear pajama-type pants to...
OH LADIES….I know you know what I mean by this one. You’ll get those customers that come in wearing what feel like pajama pants. These could be track pants, sweat pants, or even actual pajama pants. I totally had it happen once. So what’s the big deal with these types of pants ehhh? OH LETS SEE……these pants are way too thin and loose. I know that even with the...
SPP #12 - When Customers cum in their pants during...
Every dancer will have to experience their customer jizzing in their pants during a lap dance at some point. Some girls, at least once a day. I feel like this happens due to one or two of the following reasons:
1. The dancer is incredibly skilled at what she does - great for her :)
2. Customers grind dancers extra hard against their junk with the intention of ejaculating then and there
3. The...
May 2011
41 posts
SPP #11 - When male customers bring in their...
There are many women out there who LOVE to go to the strip club with their “significant other”. Notice I said “many women” and not “ALL”. Unfortunately, I have found that a decent percentage of the women that come to the club with their man are bitter and extremely jealous. I cannot stand when men bring these type of women in the club. What I most often assume...
SPP #10 - Customers that talk dirty
Now, don’t get me wrong, I LOVE dirty talk. Somehow, I just can’t get into it at the club. For one, dirty talk comes in many different levels or grades (whatever you want to call it). I just generally can’t get into it unless i’m actually seeing (or f***ing) that person i’m talking dirty to. It’s really not a common occurrence for me to get a customer that wants...
“Exotic Dancing isn’t just a way of living, it’s an art form”
SPP #9 Dirty Dancers
Yes, it is true that all dancers are after one thing - money. Yes, we all have different ways about going to get this money. Unfortunately, some dancers will go beyond what’s in the job description to get what they want. If i’m not being clear enough, a certain percentage of dancers will do “extras” in the back. Sure, there are some clubs (say in West Virginia for ex.)...
A view from stage-side, looking up: If you can... →
clubpatron:
One of my favorite Aerosmith songs has the lyrics “If you can judge a wise man by the color of his skin then mister you’re a better man than I”. Unfortunately there are those who still think they can judge the quality of another person by the amount of melanin their body produces. What part of…
Mind of a $tripper: My personal advice to Strip... →
mindofastripper:
NO it’s not my real name
NO i’m not telling you my real name
Give me a fake name too if you’re offended
Please wear real pants, not something that would pass for pajamas
Do not spank my ass or I will spank your face
Do not ask me to motorboat your friends
Dont bring your gf/wife if she’s the…
SPP #8 - When a dancer will steal another girl's...
The proper term for this phenomenon is stepping on someone’s toes. Every club has their rules that are in black and white, but this is one of those unwritten but generally understood rules. It’s mainly about respect. YES, we are all there to make money, but be R-E-S-P-E-C-T-ful and don’t take another girl’s customer. Now there’s a lot of gray in what I’m saying...
Dear Customers...
comingunlaced:
If the rule is “no touching” then WHY? WHY THE HELL would you think this means “please try to lick/kiss/suck on the strippers”?!?!?!
Seriously? SERIOUSLY?
SPP #7 - Customers who flash their money but don't...
Even outside of the club, I hate people who are all “look at how much money I have”….”Oh, I just have so much money that I don’t know what to do with it.” I was raised to be really humble so I’m not into the boasters. Even if I weren’t a secret stripper, I wouldn’t brag about my earnings. I CAN NOT STAND IT when customers brag about how much...
SPP #6 - Dancers who steal shit in the dressing...
This may not be a problem in all clubs depending on how the dressing room is set up. Before I saw my club, I thought we’d have our own private lockers or cubbies to lock away our stripper gear. WRONG. We have a small dressing room where everyone’s stuff is just out in the open. Smart girls buy bags that they can lock, but majority of the girls leave their stuff out in the open...
SPP #5 - When customers talk shit about a dancer...
Seriously though? I don’t, for the life of me, understand why customers do this. For all the customers know, that girl they’re ranting about might be the best friend of the dancer they are ranting to. I don’t care if you think a girl is a little hefty, foul-smelling, a bad dancer, or even bitchy. Keep that shit to yourself. I sometimes wonder if customers do this in an attempt to...
Anonymous asked: Thank you! I am 21 and I did ballet when I was 14, I dont have direct knowledge about stripping but once I saw this documentary about strippers in Las Vegas and I was truly admired of their lives. The fact of enjoying their job, making good money, feeling desired, being independant and taking care of their bodies... this is like the way of life I always wanted to have, but I dont even know how to...
SPP #4 - Customers who won't buy a dancer a drink
This is a minor pet peeve compared to all the rest of the bull shit I have to put up with day after day. When servers come around asking if a customer would like a drink, they almost always say “would you like to buy this pretty lady a drink?” It is our job as dancers to sell dances, but it is the server’s job to sell drinks. We are expected to get drinks when a customer offers...
SPP #3 - When a customer questions/judges me for...
Have any of you ever been asked/told the following by a customer?
1.Why do you work here?
(my favorite) 2. You don’t belong here.
3. You can do better than this.
4. Do you really like working here?
*note that the bolding/italicizing of words above is to emphasize the tone of judgment attached to these questions
I’ve been asked the first question at least 50 times...
SPP #2 - Terrible Tippers
This is hands-down one of my, and I’m sure many others’, biggest pet peeves. I wish this was a rare occurrence, but unfortunately for my club, most of the customers are terrible tippers. Girls will seriously dance their asses off, pulling out their best pole tricks and twirking as hard as their ass will allow, and they’ll be lucky to get $2. Seriously guys? I often wonder if...
Stripper Pet Peeve (SPP) #1 - Wanting to date a...
We go by many different names, exotic dancers, strippers, whores even (no doubt by ignorant ass people)….but what we are without a doubt are entertainers. We use our sex appeal, charm, good looks (hopefully for most of us), wit even, and moves to entertain the customers. That is generally enough for a decent percentage of the men that come in. Unfortunately, majority of the men that come in,...
Advice/Information on the DJ's
You could be one of the best dancers in a club, but the songs that the DJ plays can sometimes be what makes or breaks your set. At most clubs, you tell a DJ what genre(s) of music you can/like to dance to and they will base their music off of that genre. If it’s a slow enough day or you get along with the DJ, you could probably even request a song. For instance, I often request slow rocks...
Stripper Head
No doubt, this is most definitely an interesting post to follow-up with on the previous one. “Stripper Head” is a term used to describe when a stripper’s ego gets too big. Basically a girl with stripper head thinks she’s seriously hot shit. A girl can have stripper head when she first starts working or it can develop...
You are beautiful no matter what they say...
So as I mentioned earlier, before I started dancing, I had never been to a gentlemen’s club before. I had no idea what exotic dancers really looked like. So naturally, I had this unrealistic idea that all dancers looked like vegas girls. Every girl had beautiful blonde hair, perfect face, big tits, flat stomach, nice ass, long legs….tha works. So yes, as I mentioned before,...
Stripper Nightmare.
So, I had the same nightmare last night that I’ve many times since I’ve become a stripper. Currently, I keep all the money I’m saving in a purse. I know…I know…it’s not safe. It’s just over $8,000. In the dreams, I always lose the purse somehow. Last night the dream was slightly different. First off let me say, my dreams/nightmares feel more real if...
Don't like the drugs (but everyone else does)
don’t like the drugs, the drugs, the drugs…….Of course I had to choose a Marilyn Manson song that they play in the club all of the time to introduce the topic of this post.
So just as the title indicates, I don’t like drugs, but most of the other dancers at the club do. Since I was so new to the sex industry, I...
First Week
Not even gonna lie, there isn’t too much that I remember about my first week of work. Back when I first started working, new girls were put on day shift so that they could get used to dancing and talking with the customers at a time when it wasn’t so busy. The house mom, at the time, thought I was pretty and tough enough to handle the night time so she started me off on a night shift....
Tough Business
What you will learn in the first week of working in a strip club is how tough the business is. Not everyone is cut out to be a dancer. This even goes for the women out there who have great bodies and can dance. Here’s some facts you should know before you become a dancer:
1. You need to have thick skin - This is not an easy business and you will have to put up with a lot of disrespect from...
Stripper Attire?
So being a complete newb, I had no idea what outfits to buy to wear my first week. I didn’t want to order any outfits online because there’s always a chance that they won’t fit. I was informed that a woman comes by the club frequently and she sells the dancers their clothes. I couldn’t exactly afford her outfits starting out, so I had to make do with what little cash I had....
Stage Name
So as I mentioned before….my name is Karma. Of course that is my STAGE NAME! All dancers are encouraged to come up with a stage name. I think the purpose of this is to not only to keep your identity a secret for your own safety, but to also create another persona that men can really get into. Some girls choose names that are plain names that any mother would name her child. Other girls...
Add "Stripper" to my resume!
So customers ask me this question all the time: “What made you start working here?” I always pause for a second before I answer because in my opinion, my answer is somewhat strange. Before I tell you what my true answer is, let me provide you with some brief facts. Before I started dancing, I was going to school full-time, I have no kids, and no bills outside of car insurance. My...
