OMG.
(Source: maliaariel)
At least you’re not as violent as my uterus. seriously.
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(Source: myfreakingfuckeduplife)
bahahaha. YES
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(Source: dismemberment-revenge)
love this
haha, yes.
MIA
The following reasons I’ve been neglecting my blog other than a few random reblogs here and there:
- Grad school applications
- Wisdom teeth pulled out recently
- Recent heartbreak - end of a 3+ year relationship
I promise to be back as soon as I get my shit together!
Stripper Issue #56
Being unsuccessfully hit on so many times at work, you can’t wait to go home and sleep alone.

The Sheer Amount of Time and Money You Spend on Grooming and Body Care.





